DFTD 

Done For The Day - an abbreviation exchanged by colleagues after the manager departs the office.

Boss's wife is in labor - I'm DFTD!

DFTD by David and Josh October 31, 2008

DFTD 

An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.

Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!

DFTD by Blizzard QA May 10, 2011

DFTD 

DFTD means “Done For The Day” and is mostly used in night clubs or clubs when someone is kicked out, and guards/security text other securities “DFTD” which means they can’t come back into the club for the rest of the day.

James Marshall, Male, aged 26, is DFTD.

DFTD by Belle Monte November 27, 2018

DFTD 

Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.

"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"

DFTD by CalmHam March 25, 2016

dftd 

down for the dick

Im bored. Dftd?

dftd by snowjob July 8, 2012

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch

An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point

"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch by Capedsilhouette September 15, 2009