DFTM

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An acronym that stands for Don't Fucking Touch Me, as well as a song title by Australian noisy queer pop band Cry Club. A great song for the #MeToo and #TimesUp era that's defiantly a banger.

"I was dancing at this bar downtown when a creeper came up and danced on me."
"You should have told him DFTM, girl."

"I did, and then the bouncer kicked him out."

DFTM by Princess Drax February 18, 2019

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DFTM

Don't Fuckin' Text Me.

Originated by: Vinnie Brand the Comedian.

Lets say you pick up your phone and are annoyed by what text you may come across, you may simply respond with DFTM. Problem solved.

DFTM by Chocolope October 16, 2008

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Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.

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DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

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DFTM

Doing Far Too Much

Jasmine, you are DFTM right now.

DFTM by AccountingWizard November 21, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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