Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 25, 2019

wookie dander

Comes from wookie and dander, meaning a sarcastic, lifeless idiot.

Man, that wookie dander over there is telling me I have really big feet, although he doesn't have any.

by cityclass March 20, 2005

Man Dander

Non-Fecal non-urine human matter left on toilet seat.

He flushed but he still left half a pound of man dander behind.

by Zaucha July 4, 2011

Earth Dander

floating tree seeds that look like and travel like snow...in 70 deg weather

I swear I thought it was snowing! Turns out it was just Earth Dander!

by digitaldingo June 29, 2015

Belt dander

1: When you have sex with your pants still on and the sex juice dries on your belt, becoming white and flaky.

2:Pubic dander that has fallen on and attached itself to a belt.

I just fucked that girl in the urinal, now I got mad belt dander bruh!

Queefbiscut

by Tranquilstillbirth March 26, 2016

fleggin dander

The act of flying your flag between your balls and your ding a ling

Im so confident that im right that i would fleggin dander on it

by Fleggin Believe It May 21, 2016

devil dander

When it snows in the south.

Man I woke up and that devil dander was falling out of the sky sure to cripple all movements and make a run to the grocery store for bread and milk.

by PrVol February 25, 2017