A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
by TheRealChickenFucker May 30, 2015
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by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021
Get the Dad Bod Decembermug. A person with the figure of a middle aged father, commonly with a beer gut. This may also include poorly kept facial hair.
by Heating ice for water June 11, 2015
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Bro, you see Trinity posting another Hot Girl Summer pic?
Yeah man, she's bad! I wish I could get a girl like that!
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by FlushWithFlavor June 27, 2021
Get the Dad Bod Summermug. When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay
by Mr. skinny jeans May 28, 2019
Get the Dad bod plusmug. The actual definition of a dad bod is a rather plump man, but not obese however the perceived definition depends on the gender
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*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.
Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪
*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.
by Eddy Mondelez December 9, 2022
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