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DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
A very potent bag of skunge,dank,weed,or whatever you call the funk.
I smoked some strait disank wit yo babymama
disank by roscoe bugganose August 6, 2006

John Duane 

How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.
John Duane by wheyprotein December 20, 2013
The name Dulana means to hide one's true nature behind a mask. This name is extremely rare and infrequent, and individuals that bear the name 'Dulana' are diverse in many perspectives and hide their true nature from everyone. Dulana is very intelligent, insightful, amusing and give the best advice. However, no one knows that Dulana can be very cold and calculating, even downright terrifying at times. He acts in very cunning ways to achieve what he needs and to decieve others. His lying abilities are unmatched and he can be downright emotionless at times. There is always something haunting about Dulana's prescence in a room.
"Yo, was good D-man?"

"Nuttin' much, bro."

"Where is Dulana?"

"He's probably off doing some secretive thing, I don't know."
Dulana by demonparadox999 October 20, 2021