Urban Dicktionary Happiness 

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.

Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!

Urban Dicktionary Happiness by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 19, 2020

Urban Dicktionary 

Where you go to look up which teenagers have big dicks and which have small ones.

The majority of definitions in the Urban Dicktionary are based upon teen penis envy.(both male and female)

Urban Dicktionary by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

dicktionary 

when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!

dicktionary by lucasrulz May 14, 2010

Dicktionary 

This is the term given to any dictionary that is usually only read by assholes. Very popular in Congress.

Look, there's that Congressman reading the dicktionary again. He's always got his nose in that.

Dicktionary by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Urban dicktionary 

A large database of unfunny in-jokes published by insiders and friends of the website urban dictionary.

Wow, the last few words I read on Urban Dicktionary were so lame and shallow. Seems like a bunch of cliche ridden douchbags must run this site.

Urban dicktionary by blowtorchgirl July 17, 2009

dicktionary 

A textbook which one utilizes when the male extremities of another are presented in a surprising fashion. The textbook is utilized to assess said appendage in categories such as strength, weight, and weight-to-strength ratio.

Yo when JJ whipped out his thang, I also whipped it out... my dicktionary that is!

dicktionary by punjuffalo13 July 31, 2009

urban ducktionary 

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.

urban ducktionary by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012