cuntyeyes mccracken

A meddlesome miserable cunt muffin who has an eye for shitty brass things under water, a bit like an under water magpie

Look at that bastard with his brass bell from the sea, he's a right cuntyeyes Mccracken

by Iainl80 July 3, 2020

cunteye

Someone who has a cunt for an eye. Typically, someone who is a cunt, and you can't think off anything else to add to it to make it more effective and spicy.

Oh, fuck off, Cunteye.

You sure are a cunteye.

You are a cuntarm.. no.. that doesn't sound right. Cunt leg? No. Cunteye! You stupid cunteye.

by Peter Simmons September 21, 2005

Curtney

a really kind and sweet asian girl that will take your heart away in secconds if you arent carefull, a great friend to have and an even better girlfriend.
but be carefull she can be a bit kinky at times
also most likely short

Alex: damn i met this girl named Curtney the other day she was really sweet and i think im in love
Person B: damn lucky you i want one of those
Alex: well you cant back off.... bitch boy

by YourGodB0wToMe May 3, 2021

Cuntley

Cuntley is a an uptight cunt that brags about working at a library. She thinks that she is the best singer in the choir, but everyone always laughs at her when she tries out for a solo. She loves to wear hideous skirts that don't match her shirts, and half of the time she looks like a man. Her hobbies include reading, eating, putting away books, and hating on Miley Cyrus. She goes on and on about how Miley has no talent, when the truth is that even though Miley sucks she has a billion times more talent than Cuntley. Oh and also she has her keys attatched at her hip and there is a little bottle of hand sanitizer connected to it.

Gaga: Oh my gosh Cuntley, put the books down! You read enough!

Cuntley: Shut up Gaga! I am better than you at everything, and I am the coolest person alive because I work at the library.

Gaga: Oh yes Cuntley, I am definitely jealous. You are the coolest person alive, and I wish I was more manly like you.

by Gaga Fan June 3, 2010

cunteyes

A medical condition, where the eyelids are joined at every corner, appearing instead of eyes but a cunt...

also a derogatry term some use. people who seem to stare without regard for the person being stared at..

"oh my god look at those ugly ass cunteyes"

"hey cunteyes what are you looking at?"

by jahsin April 26, 2006

cunteyes

this word is originated from a person who appears to have not slept for months, thus the eyes take a cunt looking shape.

the best example would be H arry Redknapp.

"look at the state of your cunt eyes (or cunts). you look cream crackered"

by Nicky Nu February 7, 2005

cuntnexxian

an (mostly internet-) connection that really sucks.

Dude, cuntnexxian imminent, dude!!11!1 Me like gonna phawk teh ISP, rite?

by macist February 15, 2005