cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Cuntcanoe

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.

My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!

by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010

Catmancer

A person with a supernatural connection to cats. A catmancer's body is frequently found adored by cats. Curiously most deceased catmancers are found without eyes.

When John put Taz in a dress he finished the rites and became a level five catmancer.

by Tacohugs July 31, 2011

cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.

Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.

by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007

cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face

'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

Chatmance

When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.

On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.

I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!

by Julie Cohn February 15, 2009

Cuntface Bitch Whore

The biggest bitch on the plannet. is a boyfriend stealer, a backstabber, usually fat or flat with a huge ugly nose and face.

"Ew look at Lindsey Navarhoe"
"What a cuntface Bitch whore!"
"I KNOW!"

by fiftyone52 November 20, 2009