Cuntism

A strict religious group that worships the vagina. During the month of January members of the cuntist sect eat and drink only pussy. This festival is called Eat Pussy Month, or more commonly Fuck Yeeeaaaah Month. There is a competition to the best pussy eater at the end of the holiday.

The priest at the Holy Church of Cuntism is giving a sermon on 69ing this sunday

by E-jay June 13, 2006

cuntdumb

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.

dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.

by antigirl June 27, 2004

cuntius maximus

Oversized vaginal muscles which can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

by groggycunt August 13, 2009

Cuntism

The thoughts that go through the proof readers at urbandictionary.Com as they approve ridiculous words like "Christmoween" but can't seem to find the humor in your submission.

Wow the people at urbandictionary.Com must have their head full of cuntism to not notice that "Christmoween" isn't funny.

by EhHeIsFullOfShitAnyways October 1, 2014

cuntfumbled

the feeling of being confused and horny at the same time.

She was cuntfumbled while she listened to her attractive anatomy teacher.

by Ashley Paige Johnson August 20, 2007

cuntius rashius

a rash chicks get on their cunt.. a latin version in a way

man dude that chick has bad cuntius rashius

by pauladora June 22, 2005

Dumb Cuntism

something attributed to or characteristic of thoughts, ideas, or plots performed by moronic females in an attempt to gain something.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear about the way Allison was fucking around with those three guys?
Person 2: Yeah, thats some Dumb Cuntism right there.

by SouthernAveBand March 23, 2005