The Butt-Ass Lamp

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?
Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

by SouthernAveBand June 24, 2005

Dumb Cuntism

something attributed to or characteristic of thoughts, ideas, or plots performed by moronic females in an attempt to gain something.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear about the way Allison was fucking around with those three guys?
Person 2: Yeah, thats some Dumb Cuntism right there.

by SouthernAveBand March 23, 2005

Got R Did

A Southern statement of satisfaction with the completion of a task. See also Git R Dun.

Person 1: Did'ja Git R Dun?
Person 2: I Got R Did, I reckon. Ain' gon' be no more problems wit'er.

by SouthernAveBand March 04, 2005

Scorin' a bag

To acquire a bag containing illegal drugs, esp. marijuana.

I was out scoring a bag, but since the dealer's cool with me, he gave me an extra one too.

by SouthernAveBand March 04, 2005