A prime example of a cunt is my depressingly poisonous
ex-wife:
Her personality is not disimilar to a combination of Bernard Manning, Roy Chubby
Brown and
Adolf Hitler after consuming copious amounts of acid and alcohol on a week-long
bender. She is thick as pig shit, thinks she knows everything yet knows absolutely nothing, loud and oppressive both at home and in public, totally socially inept, bores the fuck out of everyone with her bigoted opininons, pisses off everyone she comes into contact with, loses any friend she makes or any job she gets, acts like a spoilt little brat, whinges about everything, is never happy, completely financially irresponsible, totally
useless in every aspect of adult life, has a tantrum if she doesn't get her way, she's mentally unstable, gets horendously pissed and drives round to my
house at 2am to scream the neigbourhood down, break into my
house and beat me up, gets taken home by
police TWICE (the first time accompanied by her large dog), throws knives and full pint glasses at me, smashes up the
house, has no sense of self respect, a rude and obnoxious gobshite......i could go on and on indefinitely but rather than waste any more of my life on such a negative and malignant life sucking arsehole i simply refer to her...no..IT..with one simple word - Cunt. The only person in
human existance ever to be worthy of such a nasty word.
And i married her.......(see "silly cunt")
Example of the usual phone conversation:
Liz: "whinge whinge moan moan, i 'ate you, i'm gonna ruin your life, blah blah blah, av got nuffin!, av got no'won! it's m'yome!...*more depressing whinging and moaning*" (goes on for hours)....
Me: "Fuck off
Liz, you're a cunt" (phone slammed down)
(Repeat at least 3 times in an evening)
