cumpassion

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

cumad

1)Italian slang for girlfriend on the side. Derogatory term for a married man's girlfriend.
2)A woman typically not good enough to be serious with. Originates from the Italian word cumare meaning girlfriend. Over the years has been corrupted being shortened to cumad.

Look there's Joe over there out with his cumad again while his wife is at home.

by Jenna Adamo February 12, 2009

cumrades

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.

"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "

by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012

cumwad

a tissue, Kleenex, article or clothing, towling or other peice of material used for cleaning ejactulation from ones body, or for ejactulating directly onto.

The cumwad was full after I sprayed my joy juice into it.

by Smacktard July 23, 2003

compadre

1. godfather
2. a close friend
3. a classmate
4. a companion in war

mi compadre murio el sabado pasado en iraq.
los compadres duermien durante el clase.

by CardPenComic December 1, 2006

cumpass

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009