Cumnitials

The act of claiming a woman by spewing your initials on her back with your man gravy

Pussy so good I had to leave my cumnitials

by Mr. Nasti November 14, 2018

Cumitalism

A system where everyone tries to cum better than the other people and oppress the people who cum last

"As a supporter of Cumitalism, I believe I am superior, and the women should cum last,"

by Fiveduck July 5, 2021

cumditioner

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's conditioner as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be wearing your semen in her hair for several weeks.
see also sploofah, shamspooge, and Summer's Skeet

Amy wouldn't put out so I went into her bathroom and made her a fresh batch of cumditioner

by Frukman March 13, 2008

Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.

I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"

by chead August 26, 2010

cumfie

A selfie, except there's cum on your face. Typically taken after some good sex or after jacking off

I couldn't see my girl this weekend, so I sent her a fresh cumfie so she knows I'm thinking about her

by soosey June 14, 2020

Cumkitten

Basically, a cumkitten is a cumslut but slut is changed.

P1: Have you seen my cumkitten anywhere?
P2: Cumkitten?
P1: Ysah, my cumslut.

by xazegod April 5, 2020

cummit

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010