Crankerspuss

Crankerspuss

crankers·puss
n.

A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.

· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"

· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."

by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008

Piddywickles and Chonkers

A traditional British dish, consisting of bangers and mash, crumpets, wotzits with a side of Marmite.

Thought to be first served by Lord Arthur Wadsworth-Wattinhton, first Earl of Hemel Hempstead when his team, The London Silly Ninnies won the English National soccer cup.

I'm surprised British People call Mac and cheese just Mac and cheese and not Piddywickles and Chonkers.

by Orinoco23 April 9, 2020

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

conkers

slang for testicles

I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike

by adrian December 5, 2003

Conkers Deep

The act of being "conkers deep" inside a lovely lady, ie giving the full length of manhood, banging the gonads against the minge wall.

Mate, Iwas fucking my Mrs last night, and I was totally 'conkers deep'

by The cannon & the wheels July 26, 2011

Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers

Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!

by the xor March 30, 2009

Conkers Deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, up to nuts in guts

I was Conkers Deep in Cara Deane last night!

by Geeseth February 25, 2010