1. An Australian yobbo, usually drives around in a Holden Commodore and constantly talks about how smart he is. Negligent of the oxymoron that he is driving a Holden Commodore.
Built to Hitler's specification of the Aryan master race.
2. A person ignorant of the fact that he was named after a woman: Dee-anne, Diane etc.
1. Random Person 1: Hey, look at that guy in the Commodore with the blond hair and blue eyes.
Random Person 2: Must be a Deane...
A small 'multicultural' area in bolton that is full of fat racist whitemen and muslims who can't drive. It stinks of curry constantly and is mainly just a muslim community therefore all the shops are more suited for muslims. You won't ever be short of a takeaway although they're all shit. There's quite a large chav population however they aren't on the same level as those you'd find in kearsley and farnworth. Contrary to popular belief, deane isn't actually a 'rough' area and you'll be safe walking the streets at any time of day or night and generally the people are quite nice. i'd probably avoid the willows area though.
also everyone loves the local smackhead chigger! pete charnock is a fucking god!
'I was thinking of driving down to deane (bolton) to visit family today'
'Make sure you avoid daubhill!'
He is a pale skinned ginger but he is a mastermind and could destroy you and your brain in seconds basically he is better than you in every way 01/12/02
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*