Arts & Crafts

When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project

Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.

by Jmart25 May 26, 2009

craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by betsy January 20, 2005

Crofting

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

by capncat July 4, 2017

5 Minute Crafts

Excuse my language here.. but it's fucking brain cancer. There, I said it.

DO NOT WATCH FUCKING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS VIDEOS THEY ARE SHIT

by foxy_6471 January 31, 2022

crofty

Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.

Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO

Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.

by UMM IF HE READ THIS IM SCREWED SO NO July 19, 2004

Croats

Croats (Croatian: Hrvati) are a South Slavic people mostly living in Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina and nearby countries. There is a notable Croat diaspora in western Europe, the Americas, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. The Croats are predominantly Catholic and their language is Croatian.

Those guys are croats

by Croatian King September 2, 2006

craftsman

A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

That guy is a fucking Craftsman.

by GeoTracker October 19, 2005