CRI

(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.

Really? You still can't poop? You might want to consider getting a CRI

by Treshawn Jones July 08, 2011

CRI

Cummy Re-Insertion (aka. The Ultimate Gift)

After I finished pummeling her super tight pussy I pulled out and blasted all over her. She wanted more so I put it back in for some hot CRI.

by PHILietian May 25, 2021

cris

A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.

"Cris on ice and a Benz" (Mercedes Benz of any kind and Bentley cars being the automotive cliche that indicates extreme rapper wealth)

by Sean P April 14, 2005

cris

Cris is a person who cares about others and is sweet and a bit soft but the best guy you will ever know.

hey who is that guy

his name is cris

if you look him up he is the best guy you will ever know.

by WEIRDO_JUGHEAD1.2 July 05, 2020

Cris

A beautiful name for a smart girl! Cris is short for Cristabelle.
A short name for The finest all champagne's.
Someone who courageous,beautiful,kind,and gives her heart and soul.

Sipping on some Cris
We need a Crisat this party
Cris is one cool chick
Bringsome Cris
heart and soul definesCris

by Supersecret February 10, 2014

cris

a guy that is cute and funny. He will be loyal to you no matter what he loves you and your imperfections. He is a down to earth guy that gets along with your family. He can dance and likes to play soccer. Hes the sweetest person you can ever met. (can be a bitch ; ) )

Hes cute must be cris

by yeseniag October 01, 2018

Cries

Plays To Much on the Internet, Listins To Much Music. Pwns All. Hates Speaker, and Owns Mari0

Cries Pwn Speaker And Mari0

by Cries March 05, 2005