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No you do have to give me credit you piece of shit I will make you do it.
Hym "No, I'll get the credit. And the money. And of not then, you know, fuck the law." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam June 1, 2024
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Aaw! Thanks Dave! You know what? I refuse to have dinner with Ben Shapiro until you're allowed to do it. Not going to do it.
Hym "Yeah, no, I will get the credit. I don't see you doing it but the second I do your kids will be safe. Well, not YOUR kids because you're not gambling with YOU kids lives but THEIR kids lives will be saved. You know? So that'll be good for everyone."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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That's what it really is too.
Hym "Jordan Peterson wants credit for me, so he doesn't want me to get credit for my own accomplishments. I used what he teaches to demonstrate publicly that he is wrong and just blatantly making shit up. But he feels entitled to credit for my achievement. He wants his Ayn Hersi Ali story and if he can't have it then I don't get credit for my work."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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No I get the credit. I think you're making up rules for how things work that don't actually coincide with reality. You are weighing my life against the life of someone who IS NOT AFFECTED BY THIS.
Hym "And I think making up these rules in your imagination here does nothing but absolve you of your culpability in 'telling people what to do' while at the same time making do what you want. So, no. There is NOTHING that means I don't get credit for doing that. You will either tell the story of how someone tried to steal the credit for AI and failed OR you will tell the story of how you tried to steal the credit for AI and the creator of AI murdered as many kids as he could before you finally managed to kill Hym. Your calculation of 'wellbeing' does nothing but treat people like clockwork automatons what are running on a script comprised of our current epistemic data set. You don't need to be convinced. I don't need to have authority over you. I'm not doing whatever you are trying to get me to do by doing this. This is why your kids keep getting murdered. YOU are the reason that is happening. I still haven't seen a single progressive talk about the 2 mass stabbings. I don't care that the crime is down. You are shit. If I cannot remove you people... From my life... I would rather murder your kids and kill myself."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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No Dr. K (The therapist who cried on Destiny's podcast became he knows he's complicit in what is happening to me and likely knows that kids were murdered because of it and is potentially afraid that I'm going to murder kids because of it but has been pressure or has deluded himself into going along with it and then cries about it because we know who is right and who is wrong in this instance.)
Hym "I'm not letting you control my behavior or withhold credit from me until you get the behavior you want. My behavior created the AI that you are using and your behavior got those kids slaughtered. I'm not negotiating. I'm don't need to convince you of anything. We both already know who is right and who is wrong. You do not need to control my behavior more that I need that money. If you do not give me the credit... I am just going to murder kids and kill myself. You show up on my doorstep with everything I need. If it takes too long for me to get it... I'm just going to kill them and myself anyway. I don't need therapy and I'm not going to need a 6 pack where I'm going if I don't get the credit. I'm not going to need good habits. You are just trying to subvert my will. Just for the sake of it. You're proving nothing by doing it and you are most certainly taking too long."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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credit default swap

(FINANCE) financial instrument in which buyer is someone who needs insurance against the possibility that a borrower will default on a loan. In that case, the counterparty is whoever receives the CDS premiums, and pays out in the event of default.

WHY IT'S BAD
Loans are usually made by either commercial banks (in which a loan officer is supposed to make a professional assessment of risk of default before handing over the money), or by investment banks (which underwrite securities like bonds). If the borrower has a high risk of default, then the loan should not be made--period.

Credit default swaps were a stupid method of supposedly turning a bad loan into a "risky" (and potentially high-yield) "investment"; they were in reality a strategy for fraud. Since portfolio managers knew they were bundling securitized loans that contained mostly crap, they would arrange credit default swaps and cash in when the borrowers defaulted.
What the bankers hit on was a sort of insurance policy: a third party would assume the risk of the debt going sour, and in exchange would receive regular payments from the bank, similar to insurance premiums. JPMorgan would then get to remove the risk from its books and free up the reserves. The scheme was called a "credit default swap," and it was a twist on something bankers had been doing for a while to hedge against fluctuations in interest rates and commodity prices.

{Newsweek, "The Monster That Ate Wall Street," 27 Sep 2008}
by Abu Yahya July 17, 2010
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credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
by Max86 November 3, 2014
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