Crapid

A very fast shit

His shit was so fast it was crapid.

by vatechtpain2 August 16, 2009

craptacular

Word made up by bart simpson to describe the defective christmas lights his dadhomer purchased.

They're craptacular, dad

by Me!! November 22, 2003

Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

craptasking

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.

I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.

by saberthrow January 4, 2011