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Crapid

A very fast shit
His shit was so fast it was crapid.
by vatechtpain2 August 16, 2009
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craptacular

Word made up by bart simpson to describe the defective christmas lights his dadhomer purchased.
They're craptacular, dad
by Me!! November 22, 2003
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Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?
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Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.
Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!
by Vlad the Impaler May 1, 2006
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Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap
Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
by deadheadrik December 22, 2009
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craptasking

Craptasking (krap-tasking) n.
The concurrent operation of checking email, talking on one's phone, etc., while seated in a restroom stall.
I found this great article while craptasking yesterday.
I was craptasking and almost dropped the phone.
by saberthrow January 4, 2011
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