cougarita

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.

That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.

by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008

cougarized

to become affected, spellbound, overly impressed by an older woman based on her appearance, credit and possible experience.

The boy at the bike shop was instantly giddy and cougarized when the 40 something MILF bought herself a new mountain bike without hesitation.

by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012

cougarizationism

A social phenomenon where older women are accepted and encouraged to prowl for much younger men. There are certain social expectations by which the cougar must adhere to, certain norms, customs, and ideologies. Individuals must have skills and habits necessary to participate within their own society, a.e alimony, facelifts, and a cougar pack to name a few. The target must always be young men that are close to children's age and more than willing to participate in the game. The phenomenon is complete when the cub is snatched and taken back to her den.

There are selective bars where cougarizationism is on the menu.

by creative thinking November 10, 2009

five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)

(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

cougarific

A woman, or any given scenario, that has exceptional cougar qualities

Those ladies running through the park are cougarific.
or
I'm beside myself on how cougarific this wine and cheese party is.

by Sean Milligan November 24, 2005

Cooganism

Irish history written from an Irish Republican perspective, i.e. in the style of the Irish historian and journalist, Tim Pat Coogan.

Historians often write from a particular perspective ; Cooganism is Irish history written from an Irish Republican perspective, as is typical of the writings of Tim Pat Coogan.

by A.Byrne December 24, 2009

Cougarican

A middle-aged Puertorrican woman that is in search of 20 year old men at the local watering holes and night clubs.

"Dude...Check out that Cougarican over there! Muy caliente!"
"I'm gonna get my Cougarican on tonight! Ay caramba!"

by peak1369 January 18, 2012