Cottontail

Cottontailing occurs when a piece of toilet paper rips during mid wipe, leaving a small piece of T.P stuck to lingering poop. As a result, the victim is left with a "cottontail" protruding out from the middle of the butt crack; resembling a small white tail, much like a cottontail bunny rabbit. This can also be referred to as a Rabbits Foot. Although contrary to rabbits feet, cottontailing is not lucky.

Bro, i went to pull up my pants and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror sporting a cottontail

by MiddleBrazil June 23, 2013

cottonballed

The act of farting while seated such that the gas comes up from underneath and tickles your genitalia.

Agh, what's that smell?
I cottonballed....it was nice.

by Ninja Wink December 28, 2009

cottonball

when a guy wraps is balls in cotton so they are sensitive and then puts them in a girls mouth

cesco: so did you give that slut a cottonball last night?

hayden: you know it bro! it was so sick!

by theking0123456789 September 12, 2009

Peter cottontail

When two men are having anal sex and another stands behind them and ejaculates on the back of ones head resembling a cottontail

Two men lying naked on a bed.

Tim: Dudeson, what happened last night?
Cameron: Brosky did we...?
Tim and cameron: nah fuck that!

third man comes out of the closet.

Josh: that was one great peter cottontail!

by Gay4776891234 June 28, 2010

cottonballs

The testicles of an authentic blond man.

Does your man die his hair? No, he's got cottonballs.

by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003

peter cottontail

An unwashed, glue-stained johnson, that is, a member of the male genetalia.

Dear God, its been weeks since I washed. I've got peter cottontail.

by Maverick461 July 4, 2006

Cottonballs

When sex feels like sandpaper cuz a bitch can’t stay wet

“Damn hoe you got cottonballs a’sumn?”

by Dan jerkok November 16, 2019