compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

Colosterrific

Merger of two words (colon and terrific) used to describe a fart released from one's colon much to the displeasure of other nearby individuals

Wow! I ripped ass and it was closterrific

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.

The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.

by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022

Musical ConPOSER

A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009

cooster

A bird-like creature, looks similar to a polka-dotted chicken. Said to live in arid climates, and eat small mammals. Digs burrows in the earth where it makes a nest from bones.

The wild cooster ate my small dog and constructed a nest from it's bones.

by Sir Nicholas Ryan Green January 2, 2008

Composture

The simultanioues state of both ones composure and posture. There are several states of Composture, ranging from bad to good.

"Her Composture as she related the tale of how she left the baby on the metro told it all.
Or
When they came back from the toilet together, you could tell from his composture that he did indeed win the "mine is bigger than yours" discussion they had during dinner"

by antfox April 18, 2009