Cookieman’s fat ass

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Coochie Man

Someone who has died of not getting any pussy and now haunts virgins to influence them into getting some.

Guy 1: You still haven't fucked her yet?

Guy 2: Nah man, why?

Guy 1: The Coochie Man gonna come for you bro. Thats not good.

by Everest YEET April 24, 2019

Coochie Man

A man superior to all men, he is a god, who can steal all them girls' hearts and can get coochie real easy

Oh my god Joe Biden, it's COOCHIE MAN, - Donald Trump
OMG, IT IS COOCHIE MAN OUR SAVIOR, - Joe Biden

by asan urnsigo October 27, 2020

Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009

COOCHIMNEY

A SHOTGUN SO GOOD, SMOKE COMES OUT THE VAGINA. THE COOCH BECOMES A CHIMNEY: HENCE COOCHIMNEY

I BLEW A HIT DOWN HER THROAT.. SO GOOD,. IT BECAME A COOCHIMNEY!

by BIGNUTBUST February 18, 2021

Coochielations

One of the five great hidden verses in the bible,
This verse talks about rules for the coochie, or something like thag

If she says “I can’t take it” don’t pull out, keep going. Coochielations 6:28

by Castlecrasher13 February 6, 2021

coochiemonster

when someone attacks your coochie from the behind

he brushed me against the wall and coochiemonstered me

by coochiegorl November 24, 2018