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69 cents

How Much Money do you have?
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
by ANONYMOUSEMOFOS October 5, 2017
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Consalvoed

To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.
Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?

Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.

Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.
by Wednesday89 July 14, 2012
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conascending

adj. To condescend from below. To make fun of someone who in fact, at least in the area in which they are being made fun of, is actually one's superior. Usually done in a mocking and/or sarcastic tone.

n. conascension
Jill was very conascending to Mary when she said, "You went to Yale, so I'm just sure YOU can figure out how we'll find a cab downtown."
by newsamjohnson February 6, 2010
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Conestipated

The act of a cone popping out from the back of your car after running one over while driving/racing/drifting.
I took that turn too wide, and hit the cone. After driving for a little bit, the cone fell out. My car was conestipated.
by Th3 Black Lotus June 8, 2010
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Conscientious objector

The term for a person who refuses to participate in fighting a war due to religious/other beliefs.
An example of conscientious objectors are Quakers, or "Friends" as they are otherwise known, will not fight because of their philosophical beliefs.
by Ceoliontach March 18, 2011
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62 cents

The amount of money Mr. Krabs takes in exchange for spongebob's soul.
Mr. Krabs: "How much money we talkin' about?"
Spongebob: "Mr Krabs?"
The Flying Dutchman: " 62 cents! "
Mr Krabs: "I'll take the money!"remind
Spongebob: "MR. KRABS!"
by jiggsop July 16, 2018
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Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.
Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010
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