Consausidate

consausidate (v)
ex. consausidating, consausidated, consausidater, consausidation

1) The consensual effort of mixing male bodily fluids in a beautiful harmonic symphony of bromantic passion.

2) Commonly misspelled as "consaucidate," which also means

1)

a: Hey bro, wanna play gamecube?
b: Nah, man, tonight... let's consausidate.

by sdjcvillin April 23, 2010

Consturbating

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

labial contusion

Latin for bruised vagina.
A term used when a male friend says he doesn't want to come out but doesn't have a real excuse.

Dave: "Hey Paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"

by AdamV August 28, 2006

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Contusion

When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then, slam his broken leg on the ground.

"OH SHIT MAN, I JUST BROKE MY LEG IN HALF!"

"Hmm. looks like you have a contusion."

by ILDISTURBED7 December 17, 2008

confusianism

Advice, sayings, or answers that sound similar to something Confusius would say. They often don't make sense and sound weird.

Tom: Why would you make me drive stickshift? I don't know how!

Erik: Tom, driving stickshift is good character, and helps build good moral fiber.

Tom: ok. I don't need your confusianism.

by person not known July 3, 2008

Constumized

Another word for specially made items.

Sophia wore constumized shoes to make herself fancy.

by StvD January 1, 2012