pina colada

A cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).

Lisa made out with Chris after one too many Pina Coladas last night.

by subhuman85 November 5, 2006

Koala Colada

An Australian alcoholic beverage educed from the innards of the koala.

Oi mate! We're almost out of koala coladas!

by $$$$$$$$$J-Money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ December 27, 2008

Peener Colada

When a woman is fucked in a rotational like fashion that mashes all the shit in her ass to liquid. After intercourse the recipient of the Pener Colada will rush to the bathroom and spill out their previous meal into the bowl and a show of passion.

Babe, that Peener Colada you gave me last night feels like it shaved off three pounds

by Abortion Factory October 13, 2018

roofy colada

Alcoholic beverage containing a roofy.

"I'll have a Martini, and uhh a roofy colada for the lady."

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Penis Colada

Guzzling the penial excrement after a male has consumed a significant amount of pineapple, and tasting the fruity, refreshing flavor.

I gave that dude a blow job and he'd totally had a full serving of fruit; I slurped up his penis colada.

by Enell January 5, 2013

penor colada

When a girl has a mouth full of cum, from your pen0r

Babe you just gave me a penor colada

by Vanduhl May 31, 2017

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021