coffee
damn man this coffee is fucking me up
Coffee
Coffee by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019
coffee
The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.
Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.
coffee by Connor Smith August 14, 2007
Coffee
"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii.
"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.
Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.
Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
coffee
Bill: Hey Joe, check out my new mug from Urban Dictionary! It's the defintion of "cuntfucker"! Turns out this definition means "one who fucks many a cunt"! Pretty cool way to drink your coffee, huh?
Joe: What the fuck?
Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?
Boss: You're fired!
*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*
Joe: What the fuck?
Nearby Worker: Are you fucking insane?
Boss: You're fired!
*Boss drinks from UD mug with the definition of "coffee".*
coffee by Sue Doe Nymm July 13, 2009
Coffee
Coffee by Criminal Activist November 8, 2007