coconutter

a crazy and really annoying person

Person 1: "Ugh, the bus driver just yelled at me for no reason!"
Person 2: "Oh, what a coconutter!"

by Sassy Sasha May 2, 2018

Coconut head

Someone whose head is empty except for the nut milk inside. Their only interest is sex/giving head or it's their only skill.

People who only use their head to store nut milk and don't use their brain are coconut heads.

by Zornlover234567 May 19, 2021

Coconut Mall

The absolute greatest thing to have come from Nintendo. Also, a way to rickroll your friends when you have standards.

You just got coconut malled. Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them.

by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021

coconut crab

The scariest animal in the world. Holy shit.

Thought to be responsible for eating Amelia Earhart. Yes.

Coconut crabs will eat you. Watch out.

by sin_duda October 28, 2009

Coconut Explosion

When a guy comes in a girl's mouth and she spits it back into his face.

Trevor came over last night and we went at it for hours. I gave him a taste of his own medicine at the end -- he got one hell of a coconut explosion!

by minutehandz March 12, 2011

spell coconut

When a girl spells coconut while riding your dick with her hips. Like a sex starter tip

Becky: I've never had sex before what do I do?

Martha: girl don't worry. Just spell coconut with your hips

by Brysonhmyersoninstagram July 17, 2019

coconut oil

The best all natural lube out there.

Hey babe.... U get the coconut oil?

by Musetoabuse October 2, 2013