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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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cocksickle

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!
Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?
by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003
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Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.
Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)
by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009
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cockstrami

Synomous with cock, meat whistle, dick
Shannon from Flagstaff wants my cockstrami.
by Mario - Mar September 12, 2005
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cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film
Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Cocktipalitis

The inflamed and sore throat caused by a cock tip irritating the back of the throat.
My headgame is so fierce, I get cocktipalitis every time

B's cock is so long, i get cocktipalitis after every blow job I give.
by CobbleAthena August 21, 2013
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Cockstraint

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.
by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014
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