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Branch Covidians

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area
did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.
by Kt nola July 7, 2020
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Covidiot

People that have no brain cells and can’t understand what social distancing means. People that make others life miserable in lockdown by continually mixing with others, therefore making the lockdown last longer because it fails .
Look at those covidiots over there all sat together thinking that they won’t spread the virus, then go clap for the NHS.
by Diphylleia Grayi May 23, 2020
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Covidiot

A person who ignores the governments and health organization's recommendations in regards to the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was standing in line at Walmart and a guy says to me "my test hasn't come back yet but I have all the COVID-19 symptoms" and he wasn't even wearing a MASK! He is such a Covidiot!!!
by SKULLYARD May 1, 2020
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Covidtose

covidtose

/ˈkoh-vidtəʊs,ˈko-vidtəʊz/

adjective

Relating to or in a state of coma when facing the novel coronavirus known as COVID-19. Particularly relevant to the complete ineptitude displayed by several world leaders and their governments.
“We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five. And those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for it. So that I can assure you.” - Donald J. Trump, January 30th 2020

“We have all got to be clear, this is the worst public health crisis for a generation." ... "It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public: many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.” - Boris Johnson, March 12th 2020

“Not a single case of COVID-19 has so far been reported in our country.” - North Korean Cabinet Report, April 12th 2020

"Those guys were, and in the case of at least one of them, still are totally covidtose. Either that, or they're fucking delusional." - The Public, who have the right to expect their leaders to ptotect them.
by Ms. Unformation April 14, 2020
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Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”
by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022
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Covidiot

Relating to the 2020 Coronavirus (COVID19) Pandemic:

1. An idiot who can’t respect common sense and basic science enough to to help stop the spread of disease.

2. A person acting in a deranged manner due to the COVID19 outbreak.
1. A family of 5 Covidiots decided to ride their bikes around the neighborhood and extend my unemployment for another month.

2. The Covidiot bought 3 years’ worth of toilet paper to get them through the next 2 months of quarantine.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 April 20, 2020
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Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.
The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.
by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020
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