Clurds

Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.

I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.

by trollface moment March 8, 2022

Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Cum Curd

Cheese curds made of cum

Man, those where some good cum curds

by Madchrisy April 2, 2020

ass curd

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

Clurb

It's where you start out at a club, and end up on a curb. They usually feature a lot of drunk white girls that think they can dance to Latin music and shitty dubstep remixes of songs that were bad to begin with being blasted at volumes that are downright unhealthy. If you go to a clurb, you are looking to get wasted and hook up, because you couldn't possibly be looking to have a conversation with a girl when you can't even hear yourself screaming at top volume over the beat of that ratchet rap song that nobody quite understands the lyrics to, but tries to sing anyway. Side effects include aids, missing organs, liver dysfunction, loss of hearing, loss of judgement, loss of dignity, loss of virginity, and hangovers that will have you calling in sick for weeks. That is, if your boss still hasn't seen all of your wasted selfies and poorly lit nudes on Snapchat, and you still have a job.

"Hey Vinny, are your ears still ringing from the clurb last night?"

"WHAT?

I'M SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU I THINK IM DEAF. ALSO, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WALLET?"

by Siraccha August 10, 2017

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

by P0JI December 25, 2011

Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.

by BDBG8andaQuarter2 July 31, 2009