drinking the clorox

The modern term to use when someone follows a lunatic

I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.

by dubeswiggins April 25, 2020

Clorox fetish

A fetish of the smell,taste,looks and overall CLOROX of Clorox

Ah dude, I gotta Clorox fetish my guy

by Isayestothis February 08, 2021

white Clorox

Jizz. Slippery and white and smells a little like Clorox.

Ever smell that goo that comes outta your cock when you jerk off? It's white Clorox!

by pentozali June 08, 2011

Chasing the Clorox Dragon

Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 24, 2020

ghetto Clorox wipe

basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."

by December 28, 2020

Clorox Dreamed

The act of having an opening band play after the headlining band.

My band got clorox dreamed and i had to play to a few people because the audience left after the headliner.

by TearDropPV July 16, 2024

cloroxed

the most caring person. an amazing human being. biggest sunoo stan. simps for yanf junwon

oh look, cloroxed is screaming over sunoo!

by imsoobing March 14, 2021