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Clanker

Noun:
The name given to the Ukrainian Protesters by way of their frequent clanking on looted riot shields and metal pipes as an act of protest.
Man, those clankers really fight for freedom!
"Can't clank the tank"
by Cheeki Breeki January 24, 2014
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Clunkett

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs
Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts
by Frogandpig December 8, 2015
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Clanker

the hard r word for robots or anything mechanical
That clanker right there is so annoying.
by Dr.Kim123 November 15, 2021
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clarketech

Technology so advanced in its effects and unexplained in its function that it may as well be magic. Often used by science-fiction fans and authors to refer to technology that's used as "magic in a non-magical setting".

"The reader doesn't need to know how it works, and they understand that the author isn't going to tell them how it works. That's unimportant to the story and would bog things down with irrelevant details... All that matters is that it works and it can do what the story needs."

The "Heisenberg compensators" that make Star Trek's Transporters possible are an example of clarketech, with Gene Roddenberry's answer for how they work being "Very well, thank you".

Taken from Arthur C. Clarke's third law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
The existing stuff in the setting is already clarketech, so adding a bit more should be fine.
by The S.S. Essess July 10, 2022
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Cranketeer

A play on the word musketeer. It describes a person who like to get high with others.
I can’t believe Laith is a cranketeer”
by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022
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Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.
"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"
by Moist genitals May 21, 2019
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Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..
What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous
by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011
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