Canket

The combination of a cape and a blanket. Essentially, that make-shift superhero costume you made as a child. Tying a blanket around your neck and pretending it is a cape to make your self look way more awesome than you actually are. The Canket has many advantages including:

1. Attracting other secret superheros who mistake you for a real superhero
2. Easily drawing people to your outstanding humor and charm
3. Keeping you warm from three sides (similar to the widely known "Snuggie"). Basically a makeshift Snuggie without those totally worthless sleeves which make it look dumb like a robe.

1. Allie (person in Canket): "Woooshhhhhh I'll save you!"
Real superhero: "You're a superhero too?! Come, let me show you my layer..."

2. Allie (still in Canket): *Jumping from chair to chair in the doctor's office*
Cute person: Hahaha that girl over there is HILARIOUS! I think I'll go ask her out to dinner.

3. Allie (in Canket yet again): "Burr I'm cold" *Extends Canket around arms, similar to wrapping herself in a blanket* "That's better, thank God for my multi-purpose Canket!"

by Avon12 July 7, 2011

canket

a form of ketamine mixed with the Australian capital territory Canberra

"man I am buzzing off this canket

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

canker sore

Mouth ulcer. Basically just a small open wound in your mouth that hurts like hell.

canker sores suck.....

by Bobby De Niro October 30, 2005

casket-smile

Refers to an elderly person who looks so old that they are about to die.

He shouldn't be driving, he has his casket-smile on!

by Cherish Hope December 10, 2010

Caskett

the pairing name for Richard Castle and Kate Beckett for the tv show 'Castle'.

lets hope for some more caskett moments between these in season 3

by Haylie Myers October 20, 2010

Canklet

A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.

Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?

by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018

Cankerous

A slut, typically a dirty prostitute or meth whore, exhibiting a variety of infected pustules around the mouth, genitala ans rectum including, but not limited to herpes, cold sores, genital warts and scabies.

Roger stopped to pick up a prostitute for a blow on the way home but the street walkers out that night were way to Cankerous so he just went home and gave it a wank.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015