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When you decide to crash at a party and are either;
a) Far too drunk to find yourself a blanket to cover yourself with
b) The awkward stranger who nobody knows at the party and doesn't GET a blanket
c) The only one without a blanket.
So due to lack of blanket, you use your coat for pathetic warmth. Blanket+Coat=Clanket
Drunk Chick: Gurrrrl, I'm about tah fall asleep up in this corner on the hardwood floor, I'm too wasted to get home. You got a blanket ah can useeee?

Irritated Drunk Chick Who Regrets Throwing Party: No. I'm out. Clanket it, bitch.
Clanket by Madewine February 19, 2011

clarketech

Technology so advanced in its effects and unexplained in its function that it may as well be magic. Often used by science-fiction fans and authors to refer to technology that's used as "magic in a non-magical setting".

"The reader doesn't need to know how it works, and they understand that the author isn't going to tell them how it works. That's unimportant to the story and would bog things down with irrelevant details... All that matters is that it works and it can do what the story needs."

The "Heisenberg compensators" that make Star Trek's Transporters possible are an example of clarketech, with Gene Roddenberry's answer for how they work being "Very well, thank you".

Taken from Arthur C. Clarke's third law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
The existing stuff in the setting is already clarketech, so adding a bit more should be fine.
clarketech by The S.S. Essess July 10, 2022

Cranketeer 

A play on the word musketeer. It describes a person who like to get high with others.
“I can’t believe Laith is a cranketeer”

clankered 

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.
Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.
clankered by Lora Logic July 8, 2007

Clankster 

A person who is increadibly clanky.
The Clankster clanked it up
Clankster by Jess January 8, 2005
When you buy a blanket made of a photo of a individual named Cale's face. Its green and he has a large forehead.
What did you get for christmas? I got a record player, I got a lego set, I got money, "I got a clanket"
Clanket by hismajestykingcharles December 25, 2023
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Person 2:......
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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