Clunkett 

CL-un-KET Pieces of poop stuck in your bum hairs. Very common in dogs

Urgh I've got a Clunkett

Oh man I've got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me
cling-on

Don't put the dog on me it's got clunketts

Clunkett by Frogandpig December 8, 2015

chunketts 

Small chunks. Chunks but smaller, that get in your way and bother the hell out of you. Ussually dirt or earthy minerals.

Damn, when i was gardening , those chunketts of dirt really got in my way.

chunketts by Leon Smith May 12, 2008

Clungette 

A young female who is below the age of consent for the Country, Region or State in which she resides, yet who is still found to be attractive.

Derived from the popular word Clunge, this is an alternative, and much nicer sounding name for Jailbait.

Bill: Dude! Check out that total hottie in the pink bikini.

Ben: What?! She looks about 15!

Bill: I know, but she's a seriously hot Clungette!

Clungette by Queezle July 14, 2010