chumpette

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

by Brash December 9, 2008

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

Chain Chomped

When a person gets a huge lovebite from a person with braces, looks like they got bit by a chain chomp of off Mario Kart.

Josh: Milkyface got chain chomped!

by dingleberrywell March 17, 2010

crumped out

To flake out on plans with your best friend.

My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.

by Zombieeaters December 7, 2012

cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017

Chummed

Burnt out, tired, wasted, or just not motivated to do anything.

My friends wanted to me to go hiking but after snowboarding the previous day I was way to chummed for that.

After drinking way too much the night before I was so chummed I just hung out on the couch most of the day.

by Brf June 19, 2006