chodeloaf

A man whose penis is as long as it is wide. Like a fresh warm loaf of bread.
Baloneychub

Jeff that's a gross looking chodeloaf. his young girlfriend explains.

by gregdmoney January 26, 2009

Chodeyhorse

A charlie-horse of the taint muscle. Chode+Charlie horse=Chodeyhorse

Last week I was doing lunges and got a wicked chodeyhorse.

by wingringhouse September 12, 2009

Chodey Spray Diarrhea

When you shit out your chode on the bus.

Did you hear that Cody committed the chodey spray diarrhea?

by ObamaGladiator September 30, 2020

super chodey

To be very small but fat, or to be very gay

Wow ZUES your super chodey

by GROD94 January 8, 2009

Chodey

An adjective to describe Short, Chubby people or objects.

'Oh ma dayz that bwoi is so chodey! hes like 5 ft 5 and really fat!'

by Shaniqua of Chap3l September 14, 2012

chodelasticmemoryfoam

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.

The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.

by doglog March 10, 2003

chodey toady

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.

Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.

by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017