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Chip

Chip can’t get it up but at least his neck can
by Jwbarbee45 October 27, 2021
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Chip

A secret word for Cigarette. This word is used when you talk to your friends about wanting to smoke but your parents are within earshot.
I'm going to go for a chip.

It's raining. Let's go eat a chip.
by Napia October 16, 2010
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Chip

A word used to describe a person who is a cunt, and or extreme faggot.
by Bag o’ chips June 6, 2018
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Chip

A newly retired man who is frightened by his own mortality. He overcompensates by acting like a 28 year old. He frequents bars hitting on women who are not old enough to be there, but cute enough that the bartender has no problem serving fruity drinks to. Divorced his wife because she makes him feel old, but doesn't know how to do his own laundry.
Just avoid Chip.
by Cheryl Tunt November 19, 2013
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Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."
"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"
by Rich March 24, 2005
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Chip

That guy has a chip!!
by ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 22, 2009
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Chip

When your lips are chapped.
Dude, you're so chipped...
by mychips May 18, 2018
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