chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

Chumdick James

The rash that is between your balls and asshole, usually found on James...occasionally a Jamie ( 1 out of 8). Treated with alcohol in a spot on the ear that must be gently rubbed while pulling your balls in a downward motion and singing a show tune.

Oh my god, I have a chumdick james that needs attention now... Put on porn.

by Krotch Monster September 29, 2017

Chindick

When a dude wears his long beard in a ponytail off his chin, sometimes with multiple rubber bands down the length of the beard to ensure a stiff shaft-like appearance.

Chris was sporting a killer chindick the other day. The placement of the rubber bands down the shaft of his chindick made it look like he could penetrate his woman's backdoor while he eats her juicy pussy

by Tittsmcgee July 24, 2017

chindick

A cheesy person, also possibly cheap (abbreviation "chin")

Any male from the MTV show "Jersey Shore" is a chindick.

by the RealJackAwesome October 19, 2010

chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010

chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

chipicker

When you are chipper ,and icker. Being content.

Jamie was feeling chipicker. Because ,although she got to go to the concert ,the bands stage presence wasn't very good.

by Laurr. August 7, 2008