Chikdick

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A penis that only produces girls

Hey man I wonder why Ted only has 7 daughters and no boys. Robert replies "it is because he has a chikdick". Then they both proceed to have a chuckle at the hell that poor Ted will face iin for in the future.

Chikdick by TedStickle July 28, 2012

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ChickDicked

ChickDicked

When a woman wins over a man, especially in an academic argument.

Or

Any situation where a woman gives a man a real run via showing usually masculine tenacity

"I heard John was left with nothing after the divorce"

"Yep, he was well and truly ChickDicked"!!

A close call example

"Who Do you think won the debate?"

"Biden, but he was nearly ChickDicked by Palin!

ChickDicked by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Related Words

Chikdick • ChickDicked • Chindickerson • Chindicking • chick dick • chin dick • chia dick • Chick Dick Flick • Chin Dick Equillibrium • Chink dick

chindick

A type of strap on dildo (official name is the accomadater) that straps around your head and protrudes from your chin enableing you to eat and fuck pussy (or ass) at the same time.

Bianca loves the chindick so much she won't have regular sex with me anymore.

chindick by voltamp amn October 31, 2009

chindick

A person who's cleft chin resembles a penis head

Kirk Douglas is a chindick.

chindick by the RealJackAwesome October 19, 2010

Chindick

When a dude wears his long beard in a ponytail off his chin, sometimes with multiple rubber bands down the length of the beard to ensure a stiff shaft-like appearance.

Chris was sporting a killer chindick the other day. The placement of the rubber bands down the shaft of his chindick made it look like he could penetrate his woman's backdoor while he eats her juicy pussy

Chindick by Tittsmcgee July 24, 2017

chindick

A cheesy person, also possibly cheap (abbreviation "chin")

Any male from the MTV show "Jersey Shore" is a chindick.

chindick by the RealJackAwesome October 19, 2010

Chindickerson

A derogatory name for a male who enjoys dick on their chin.

Often in a rubbing motion directed towards the mouth, as an approach to fellatio between two men. This process often causes rashes and rug burn on the penis.

1) Sheldon, your new name is "Chindickerson".

2) Thank you for the fellatio, Chindickerson.

3) Have you had you daily dose of penis on your chin today, Chindickerson?

Chindickerson by Greven DeRomanus October 18, 2008

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026