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Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.
Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!
by Kashoot Myself September 1, 2019
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Center Connector

The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!
James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!
by Phatzoot June 23, 2011
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Mortal Celery State

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.
Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!
by chonboi January 21, 2009
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Nash Central

Shithole school in Rocky Mount, NC. Kids from the Southside of the city come to this school. To sum it up, it just a place full of fights, gang bangers, ratchet hoes, and weedheads that bullshit around until 2:30.
Friend #1: I'm about to see whats on Worldstar for today!

Friend #2: Lets just go to Nash Central instead!
by trueshitdawg May 15, 2013
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South Central Suzy-Q

After shooting your load into a hot black vagina you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her pussy looking like a sideways view of the delicious Hostess snack cake.
"After watching the Clipper game last night I gave Shanikwah the South Central Suzy-Q."
by Fat, Drunk & Stupid January 5, 2017
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West Central High School

A high school located in the community of Rocky Mountain House, Alberta. The majority of the population of this school consists of egotistical grade nines with drinking problems, pregnant and/or strung-out grade tens, sex-addicted grade eleven stoners, and grade twelves who have superiority complexes and are going nowhere in life.

The majority of teachers in this school are, at best, too stupid for their positions.
by Leter June 15, 2011
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False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
by boatbutter August 22, 2006
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