catsturbation

When one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.

Luna, if you dont stop the Catsturbation Joanna will do it for you!

by Bryannames November 10, 2006

Casturbating

Watching porn via Google Chromecast.

I had the house to myself so I decided to do some serious casturbating and cast porn from my phone to my living room TV.

by RX0 September 4, 2013

catstration

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.

Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration

by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009

Chatsturbation

1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.

In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.

by PJ Ork August 24, 2008

Chatsturbation

The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website

Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.

by daddyspankee May 21, 2011

Casturbating

When you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to masturbate with, and have to use the opposite hand to masturbate, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your dick.

Mike: Dude last night really sucked!!

Joe: How come?

Mike: Ever since I broke my wrist, I've been Casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!

Joe: Dayyyummmm

by gbainlaxman January 30, 2010

Catsturbating

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals

Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.

by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021