The best nephew in the whole world. He can be a little dick sometimes but all around the perfect nephew. He'll get on your nerves but then he will make you laugh and smile and his laugh is the most amazing sound i've ever heard.
Person: hey, whata your name?
Carlando: my names Carlando Jr.
person: awesome name. You're lucky to have such an unique name.
Carlando: my names Carlando Jr.
person: awesome name. You're lucky to have such an unique name.
by jlynnross394 May 16, 2014
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The hypothetical future name of the surf shop that the two garbage men planned to open in the movie 'Men at Work'
May be used to describe any endevour which has absolutely no chance of ever coming to fruition...."yeah....we could buy this bar and turn it into Carl and James's Surf Shop"
by scogey October 30, 2010
Get the Carl and James's Surf Shop mug.A Beautiful Woman. Normally blond. Very charming and loves to smile. Absolutely loves coffee and sugar! She's very kind, Caring and sweet. Almost to a fault. She is sought after by Manny men. However her heart belongs to one and only one. She ALWAYS looks out for those in need. However very likely to get fed up with various topics. She hates to hurt others. As well as loves to bring them joy. Sometimes i think she would sacrifice herself for a cause but never a selfish one. Carmanda is a girl worth protecting in any man or womans arms, Because she is the sweetest, Most attractive and Loving/lovable female ever. If one sought to be with someone named Carmanda, You would need to hope she isnt taken already. A Woman named Carmanda is not a girl someone can just pickup. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They NEVER look both ways across the street. Not even one way infact! A girl named Carmanda is very easy to fall inlove with. Due to her natural charm and beauty.
Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|
Ps - I Love You Carmanda <3 >.< I Wish you'd love me back :|
Wow, man did you see that girl?' 'Yeah man she's totally going to get hit by that car!' ' No, Not that . I mean look at how beautiful she is. Her name must be Carmanda.
by Carmanda's Lover July 25, 2011
Get the Carmanda mug.A life form that is obsessed with clash royale and is sometimes called Barry B Benson. A charland's natural habitat is inside the Beehive from the Bee Movie with Jerry Seinfeld. This is because a Charland loves memes.
Charland, don't dress as pepe this halloween ok?
Charland, get out of the hive or the bear will take your honey.
Charland, get out of the hive or the bear will take your honey.
by yurboi13 December 22, 2017
Get the charland mug.i once saw this guy licking poo of the toilet seat. i was like whoaaaaa stop callanding the toilet seat man!
by holziiiiiebzzzz June 2, 2010
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