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cant be fucked 

Aussie slang for not wanting to, or not having the energy and motivation do something.
"Man, i really can't be fucked changing the channel, let's just watch Springer."
cant be fucked by Diego July 8, 2003
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Cant Take Big d

another tiktok dance that fries you're brain cells
Cant Take Big d but i suck on it

omg stopp plss

cant keep my dick in my pants

cant keep you men genatials in ur pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”

cant be arsed 

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.
cant be arsed by paul of death October 21, 2003

cant simmer the zimmer 

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".
1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man
cant simmer the zimmer by alienman September 6, 2013

cant be arsed 

Can't be bothered.
I can't be arsed to go out today
cant be arsed by Alex February 13, 2004