Your momma is soooo fat she cut her leg and gravy came out!
Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyones got the key to it except your dad.
Your dads like father christms he only visits once year and always brings a "ho ho ho".
Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
Your momma has got a padlock on her pussy and everyones got the key to it except your dad.
Your dads like father christms he only visits once year and always brings a "ho ho ho".
Your house is so dirty your hoover needs mud guards!
by cerebral March 15, 2003
if your to afraid of offending someone by curseing so you substitute it with a pharse use ing the word cuss and the word it
by D-Wreck March 31, 2005
A word used to replace an actual cuss word. uually kids use it whe nthey do not want tomake an adult cantankerous.
Child: Oh Cuss! I cut my finger grading cheese!
Mom: What did you just say?!
Child: I said Cuss mom.
Mom: Oh good child.
Mom: What did you just say?!
Child: I said Cuss mom.
Mom: Oh good child.
by jadeeightnine. May 16, 2009
by crissy3821782965873246 February 25, 2006
by BubbleMybooty April 15, 2018
Wut da fuck iz ur problem, bitch?! Ur such a motha fukkin ho! I can't believe u told him, shit, I swear i'm gonna fukkin kill u!!! U FUKKIN SHITSTAINED-CUMBUCKET!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
by Missy November 02, 2004