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Canon City, Colorado

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.
Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.
by oceancats January 25, 2017
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Canon City High School

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.
I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School
by hnoss April 6, 2016
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Canon City High School

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!
Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!
by ccscandals February 9, 2017
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Citizens United

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.
Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!
by euphemismo March 21, 2010
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Tri-City College Prep

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
by formerTCP'er February 7, 2013
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Penjamin City

Damn I need to get faded than a hoe. Time to go to Penjamin City. Shall we?
by Gedderswastaken November 3, 2022
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City Morgue

A group of highly dangerous and crazy individuals who are known for their misdeeds.
Damn you hear City Morgue. Them guys are hard.
by Zedd Redd September 25, 2019
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