Carp 

Misspelling of "crap". Used to show mild disgust.

"Well, carp. I really fscked that one up."

Carp by AJ August 12, 2003

carp 

Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.

Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!

carp by Nilegazer Die April 6, 2005

Carp 

To Steal, to take something without permission,

While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.

Carp by Dave.the.Brave July 20, 2008

carp 

An effortless attempt to do nothing!

"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"

"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"

"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"

carp by chrismccro August 18, 2010

Carp 

Someone who smells like fish and has a very bad attitude.

That person's a CARP!!!

Carp by Ja'zz May 20, 2008

Carp 

Slang for a prostitute or ‘whore’

Your mother is a carp

Carp by Swarby July 31, 2018

Carp 

bottom feeder, as in Lesbian. The fish that can eat it's own weight in pussy.

Dude, that honey's a bottom feeder don't
waste any Crown and 7 on it.

Carp by PaintedFist November 25, 2002