Canadians

The best country ever, with good beer, tons of snow and good skiing. Other benefits is, unlike the americans we have some non-obese people and only a fraction of our population eats McDonalds every day.

We are the best skiiers, hockey players and skaters , other than maybe russians.
Basically we are awesome.

Joe:WOOH!!!!
Frank: Why are you so happy?
Joe: I just realized something.
Frank: What?
Joe:We are Canadians and..I live in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: YEAH!!

by Jess278 March 5, 2011

canadians

A group of people who live in the 51st state of the United States of America, aka Canada. Most Canadians do not know they are Americans and act startled when informed of this fact.Even though they are Americans they go out of their way to differentiate themselves. Generally stupider than most Americans. Canada is the only state with its own passport.

Would be smarter if they deported the French speakers.

Costa Rican Immigration: Hello sir, may I see you passport?
Canadians: Oh sure, just here to party and molest little ticas.
Costa Rican Immigration: OK,we love Americans.
Canadians: Wow!! I never knew we were Americans.

by The Cali Kid January 15, 2008

Canadians

People who live in Canada who DON'T live in igloos and ONLY snows in the winter NEVER the summer spring or fall. No they do NOT eat whale blubber and go to school on dogsleds. There is NO SUCH THING as a Canadian accent. They do NOT say '' Eh '' after every sentence and do NOT say aboot instead of about.

''Nice weather, eh?''
''What are you, Canadians?''

by Marco ---Polo December 6, 2009

Canadians

Those who link their arms together and trek across great lands of sweets, joy, and joyness to the lands of the great beyond(that would be Canada) to get watermelon.

Apples suck -- Real Canadians eat watermelon!

by Lalalalalala I'm Katie October 4, 2006

Canadians

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.

Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....

by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Canadians

Code word for a single person or group at a restaurant that are likely to: Not tip; Complain about the bill; Dine & Dash.

The waitress kept her eye on the Canadians for concern she would get stiffed with the bill.

by Swisher rolled tight November 9, 2020

canadians

People who try to crash a party that are trying to fit in and be cool.

Guy1 -"who the hell are those people"
guy2 - "i think they are canadians"

by Fresno State Student August 4, 2007