Definitions by Make_a_wish_kid

employee 

A girl at Tim Horton's that chews her gum with her mouth open and is talking on the phone constantly she is often accompanied by a guy named Chad

that employee just tossed my salad

employee by Make_a_wish_kid December 7, 2018

Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake

For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...

Condom by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

American School 

Something often mistaken for a shooting range, when the quiet kid in the corner speaks up, make sure you "leave to go to the bathroom"
The quiet kid also made the song "pumped up kicks"

Quiet kid: Want to try out the AR-15 today?
Other quiet kid: sure, where
Quiet kid: There's an american school just down the block

American School by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Canadians 

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.

Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....

Canadians by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018